Friday, November 27, 2015

Eau de Bacon for Your Balls



Bacon-Scented Undies Mean All Your Panty Problems Are Cured
In case there wasn't enough meat down there already.

The Huffington Post  Whitney Meers Trends Writer, Posted: 11/26/2015


If you've ever needed a slightly less creepy way to ask your partner if you could smell their underwear, consider getting them a pair of these sizzling hot bacon undies this holiday season.

Created by J&D's, the team behind Bacon Salt, Baconpop Microwave Popcorn, Bacon Croutons and Baconnaise (yes, that's exactly what you think it is), bacon scented underwear make a perfect holiday gift for people who love pig meat so much they want their genitals to smell like it.



According J&D's, the undies get their bacon scent because the smell is embedded in the ink.
The smell will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings, and can last for up to a year.
The pork-laden panties are enough to make anyone drool, but for those who'd rather not have our privates smelling like grease, there's another option.


J&D's bacon-scented pillowcase is great for those who want to find themselves enticed by the scent of bacon while they're dreaming.


But none of this compares to the Naked Bacon Cooking Armor, which may not be scented, but is an essential for anyone who has ever experienced the wrath of popping grease while makin' that bacon in the buff.

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Only in America...

For more bacony goodness, jam on over to Archie McPhee's Bacon Gift Shop where you can get a yodeling bacon and you very own Slicey the Pig, the porker who does eternal seppuku on your dash.