Monday, August 8, 2016

Terry Vaught Making Letters Great Again


My letters are so great

"I write fabulous letters. If you read all the letters I have written, you would agree. You would love them. Other letter writers are weak, soft and out of touch. I'm not like that, and I'm sure if you are reading this you aren't either.

This paper really needs great letters, and I am awesome at letter writing.

Other letter writers might attack me, but then they go away. They don't have what it takes to keep writing great letters. I have what it takes to write the best letters. Letter writers who disagree need to be punched in the face and run out of town.

I guarantee this letter will be picked as letter of the month. If it isn't picked, it will prove that this letter writing contest is rigged."

Terry Vaught, Dover

When contacted by The Tampa Bay Times for a follow-up interview, Vaught said he was “disappointed” that part of the letter had actually been edited. 

“I also wrote, ‘My letters are so great I’m going to build a wall and put my letters on them. Then I’ll get the other letter writers to pay for building the wall,’” he reportedly said, before laughing and hanging up.

Well, now we know there's at least one person in Florida who doesn't have his head up his ass...


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