9 Sketchy-Looking Deli Meats That Almost Make Me Want to Be Vegan
foodbeast.com Food News 11/6/2014 Isai Rocha
Not sure if kids enjoy eating sandwiches with faces printed on the meat, but it's super creepy. This looks like a carefully orchestrated vegan Jedi mind trick where they're trying to scare the hell out of kids and make them stay away from meat products. Plaster some clown faces on broccoli. Let's see if it makes people want to eat it any more.
Maybe it's effective marketing. I don't know. You take a look for yourself, and tell me if bologna with a confused looking baby on the wrapper makes you hungry.
Bärchen Lunch Meat
Bärchen is German for bear. So if you go to Berlin, you can find a series of bear lunch meats including Bärchenwurst, and Bärchen-Salami.
Dora the Explorer
Kinda Looks Like Ness from SSB
Here, son. Eat this meat with a caricature that looks like your classmate.
PicThx The Guardian
PicThx Bung FritzEmoji Fail
Someone in South Australia thought that putting these creepy smiley faces on lunch meat was a great idea. I'll never look at your smiley face Emoji the same again.
Billy Bear Sausage
Try enjoying a sandwich while this Pedobear lovingly stares into your eyes.
Bearded Lady Meat
This Conchita Wurst is named after, well, Conchita Wurst. Wurst is an Austrian singer that dresses in drag and has an awesome beard. As powerful as that beard may be, it doesn't belong in lunch meat, giving you an unwanted mustache ride.
This bologna is suspiciously packaged with a baby around the wrapper. Even the tag calls it "Baby Bologna." What is this Terminus? Don't be serving us baby meat, WinCo.
PicThx Vegan Wolfs
Insane Clown Posse
Nope. Not even a little bit.